"There are certain simplicities of life that I treasure. Last weekend I was able to take Jean Claude for a walk.
We strolled around for about an hour. As a uni-skeleton, Jean Claude needs sun screen. He was singed to the core. Made me miss my rotten-to-the-core cousin, Edgar."
Johnny Slouch has been seen around town pullin' one of my unicorn babies (Jean Claude is the name of the unicorn, b.t.w.)